Socratic
03-20-2009, 04:33 PM
This ain't no kiddie MMO. We don't get patches that make the game easier. We don't get patches that fix broken shit.
We get patches that find the stuff that isn't broken, and screw it up!
On the left is the old version of the weapon you earned from killing one of the toughest working mobs currently in game,
and on the right is what was left after yesterday's patch.
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/sc.PNG
Because you know... that axe you got in your PUG raid should really compare to a Guar kill.
On a lighter note, our poor ignorant lovable dev (see pic from previous update) seems to have taken notice of our lack of reverence for his persistent idiocy. Behold, the Blades of Wrath sword of death...
<- Old - New ->
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fss.PNG
What does it do? It does what all Blades of Wrath do... it kills you! No, it doesn't kill the mob. It kills you.
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fss1.PNG
I must say, this brings a smile to my face, and we all got quite a laugh out of Ikik's latest contribution to the future success of Vanguard. Way to go kiddo!
I'll leave you with a message from our three landmarks of developer incompetence...
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fix.PNG
We get patches that find the stuff that isn't broken, and screw it up!
On the left is the old version of the weapon you earned from killing one of the toughest working mobs currently in game,
and on the right is what was left after yesterday's patch.
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/sc.PNG
Because you know... that axe you got in your PUG raid should really compare to a Guar kill.
On a lighter note, our poor ignorant lovable dev (see pic from previous update) seems to have taken notice of our lack of reverence for his persistent idiocy. Behold, the Blades of Wrath sword of death...
<- Old - New ->
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fss.PNG
What does it do? It does what all Blades of Wrath do... it kills you! No, it doesn't kill the mob. It kills you.
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fss1.PNG
I must say, this brings a smile to my face, and we all got quite a laugh out of Ikik's latest contribution to the future success of Vanguard. Way to go kiddo!
I'll leave you with a message from our three landmarks of developer incompetence...
http://www.bowguild.org/images/Updates/Overland/1.2/fix.PNG